Interviewing your 2 year old? Something that had never even crossed my mind until I read a similar post on Sleeping Is For Losers

It seemed fun, and easy enough that I decided to give it a whirl with Cadence. Cadence is now a few months shy of 2.5 years old. Little did I know that the interview would cause for a temper tantrum. The cause of the temper tantrum? After every answer she wanted to do or see or eat the answer. Oh the mind of a two year old. It’s forever shifting from one thought to the next in the span of mere seconds.
My Mom used to pose similar questions with me at the start of each school year. I can still remember rolling my eyes at her when she tried to pose “the interview” with me, my first year of college. “Like really Mom… is this necessary?!?”  I can already see my two year old daughter thinking that same exact thought. She’s only two… going on 13.
Here’s the answers to Cadence’s questions: 
1. What is something mommy always says to you? Be careful. (Ain’t that the truth!)
2. What makes you happy? Chocolate. (You’d think she takes after her chocoholic Momma or something)
3. What makes you sad? No milk. (Y’think… God forbid her sippy cup ever runs low on milk!)
4. What makes you laugh? Santa and Fresh Beat Band (Hmm…. I would’ve thought you’d say Momma or Cameron)
5. How old are you? 3 (Not yet, my dear)
6. How old is Mommy? 22 (Oh how I wish!)
7. How old is Daddy? Goldfish (Umm…)
8. What is your favorite thing to do? Wash bunny. (That’s her lovey. Bunny never leaves her side)
9. Who is your best friend? Penguins (Apparently crackers are her besties… Make sense she is a funny cracker)
10. What do you want to be when you grow up? Lion.
11. What are you really good at? Riding horsey. Weeeeee!
12. What are you not very good at? Listening (Hmm… At least she admits it)
14. What is your favorite food? French Fries
15. What is your favorite song? Twinkle, Twinkle…. and….. FUNNY SONG! (Funny song is Sexy and I Know It – LMFAO… she giggles up a storm whenever she hears it)

16. What do you want for (holiday or birthday) this year? Tickle truck (Trunk? I think she means tickle trunk…)
17. What is your favorite animal? Pigs
18. What is love? Love is pink.
19. What does mommy/daddy do for work? Daddy = Dancer (I always wondered what he was doing during his overtime hours ;))… Mommy = Cleaning (It’s true… I need to not clean the house so damn much)
20. Where do you live? Daddy’s house (Uh… I thought it was Mommy’s house too.)
21. Where is your favorite place to go? Airplane (Cue kicking and screaming fit now… followed up with shrieking “go on airplane… aiiiiirrrplaaneee!”)

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