On Monday night I received a call on my cell from a number I didn’t recognize so I just didn’t answer it, and just let it go to voicemail. Shortly after the call ended, I received a voicemail notification… So I figured it must have been someone I knew calling and I just didn’t recognize the number. WRONG! Some guy named Ken was calling to inform me that he had a great night the other day, and wanted to know if I wanted to meet up after work and go to dinner. Funny that… Because I’ve never met anyone named Ken before… I’m married and expecting… So I don’t think there is a shot in hell I would have been out on a date recently. So I just blew the message off…

Later that night my cell phone started vibrating again… And it was him… This time he didn’t leave a message. I figured maybe he had heard my voicemail and realized he had called the wrong person and felt like a knob. My guess was again WRONG!!!

This morning I checked my cell phone, and I had a new voicemail message. Ken had called again last night. This time his message was “Hey you. It’s Ken. Give me a call at …… (insert phone number)…”.

Like seriously, this is getting beyond annoying now!!! What the heck does this guy not get?! I don’t know you, so STOP FRIGGIN’ CALLING ME!!!!! Obviously someone must have gone on a date with him, and it must have been going no where and they must have given him a random number that happened to be mine. I just don’t get what this guy doesn’t get. Maybe he should invest in a copy of the book “He Is Just Not That Into You”, except relate it to women. I think I’m going to lose it if I receive anymore calls from this loser!

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